Announcing an exciting
new conference- Dr. Don Shue's conflict resolution workshop.
Dr. Shue is renowned as
the author of "The Art of Reformed War", a reworking of Sun Tsu's
classic “Art of War”, applied to evangelism as practiced by small, elite
Reformed denominations.
After completing that
book Dr. Shue turned his attention to the 1970's Transactional Analysis
Classic, "I'm OK, You're OK". To this base, he added his considerable
interpersonal talents to produce a sure-fire classic for Christian Conflict
Resolution, entitled "I'm OK, but you really need to be more like
me." He is now offering seminars on the concepts taught in the book. The
Reformed world in particular is in desperate need of these conciliatory
techniques.
Dr. Shue teaches that
the first step is to define the conflict. Everyone needs to be clear on exactly
what is at the heart of the disagreement. Dr. Shue says that the answer is always
very simple: "I'm right, and you're wrong". Other people's refusal to
grasp this basic fact is at the heart of all conflict.
The other party, being
stupid, will most likely not accept their error immediately. If this occurs,
the second step in conflict resolution is an exchange of viewpoints. The enemy
will probably object that you do not understand their point of view. Dr. Shue
advises that, once only, using small words, you can explain to them that you
don't need to understand their point of view, because THEY ARE WRONG, and YOU
ARE RIGHT. There is no point repeating this. If they didn’t believe you the
first time, they are just being stubborn. This is an example of what becomes of
people when they go to the wrong seminaries. And it means that the third step
is necessary.
Step three, of course,
is dirty tricks. Now, pietistic Christians sometimes object that resorting to
dirty tricks is wrong. Dr. Shue welcomes this viewpoint because such people
are, in his words, "easy marks". The simple fact is that you only
arrive at step three because your ignorant, unwashed foes refuse to do and
think what you tell them. These wolves in sheeps' clothing clearly deserve what
you are about to give them. Dr. Shue’s breakout sessions on yellow journalism,
character assassination, and misuse of language magnificently equip the saints
to advance the kingdom against these types.
By step four, you
ideally should have so undermined your enemies that you can throw them out of
their own organization. This gambit is called a "Machen" after the
inspiring job the Presbyterian Church did on J. Gresham Machen in the 1930s.
But if you have for any reason failed to gain control, it is necessary to
deploy the alternate fourth step, which is to leave and form your own organization.
Dr. Shue gives tips on how to rip the largest hole possible on the way out,
hopefully doing lasting damage to the enemy. After all, in the service of
truth, no hold is barred!
Dr. Shue's seminars
contain a wealth of abstract principle and practical technique. Having caused
17 church splits in only nine years, his credentials are clearly superb. Church
splits may not seem like conflict resolution to you, but here in the church,
TRUTH is paramount. Dr. Shue rightly boasts that through all 17 splits, he has always
been right, and has never been forced to learn anything from anyone. Cleary,
the truth is safe in his hands.
Come learn how to make
it safe in yours!